Title card: "Villa Park, Illinois."  Chicago skyline.  Narrator says, "Finishing our 10,000 mile loop in Chicago," and mentions dispute between Columbia House Record Club and Duane Thamm, Jr.  Closeup of standard magazine offer letter with words crossed out in blue ink, and a note: "IF YOU OFFER 8-TRACK CARTRIDGES, I WILL BE A LIFE MEMBER."  Cut to Duane in a leather jacket and bowl cut in a public park airing his grievances.  Closeup of the letter he was sent by Columbia House that made him "really ticked off."  "I wanted to, like, get revenge on Columbia House, and I wrote them letters, and my friends wrote 'em letters..."