Here's a campy, cheesy, 1980s commercial for a so-called "pet rock." 

A man stands in some kind of covered driveway and a limousine-like car pulls in. 

The reels of an old-fashioned tape player spin, and a buff guy carries a pet rock on a purple cushion. 

Lights and a camera are focused on the pet rock. Weird lights and smoke effects are used. 

The rock is shown against abstract backgrounds, then real backgrounds. The rock is compared to roses and diamond necklaces. 

A phone rings itself off the hook. 

Female hands wearing lacey gloves shake the rocks around. 

The rock wears sunglasses, then gets driven away in its own personal car.