Commercial for Alka Seltzer; a taxi driver sitting in a diner is surrounded by waitresses, the line cook, and other regulars touting the benefits of using Alka Seltzer, but is taking the glass of Alka Seltzer out of the driver’s hand every time he tries to take it for his acid, indigestion, and headache; shot of two Alka Seltzer tablets placed into a glass of water and male voiceover: “there’s one thing everyone should know about Alka Seltzer: nothing, but nothing works fast!”; back at the diner, the taxi driver says that he feels like a million bucks, to which the waitresses smile but keep working; end banner superimposed over frame: “Alka-Seltzer: oh, what a relief it is.”