Red suitcase on train tracks. Train rushing towards it and knocks it off the track. Narration: “A 100 ton locomotive with a solid wood cow catcher.” Freeze frame of cowcatcher and suitcase flying off the tracks, undamaged. “If that didn’t make an American Tourister pop open, what chance does a 200 pound porter have?” Freeze frame of suitcase, unharmed, on the ground.