A young boy picks out a pair of jeans at the store, pays $6.50 for the jeans at the cashier/ cash register. Boy exits the store with his brand new pair of jeans and throws them on the sidewalk/ ground, kicks them, drags them against the ground while walking, drags them over dirty bicycle racks, dips them in a watery/ dirty gutter and spins them around over his head through a field so that he can distress the jeans and make the brand new pair worn-in and comfortable. (funny)Pants, fashion, denim